reality killed the internet star

i'm sam. senior in high school. my blog is pretty much a pukey mess of different fandoms. other crappy blogs i run:
clubpompadour,
a-class-act

enjoy.
dat new new #sharpie
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humansofnewyork: Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.” <3
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mycroftknowsbetter: “Me and Cumbersbumberswumbers wearing neutron cream. Before we told him it wasn’t real.”
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ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

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memoriesfading-afreshstart: One of the best Disney shorts ever! Definitely the best choice for the Oscar!
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boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
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*cries forever*

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

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swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

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dudeufugly:

ALWAYS

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death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

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